Dental cleaning involves a lot of tooth polishing and plaque removal, unlike professional boxing, which involves a lot of plaque polishing and tooth removal. Treat chompers like champs with today’s Groupon: for $1,999, you get an exam, x-rays, implant, abutment, and porcelain-fused metal crown at Beautiful Smiles of Long Island in New Hyde Park (up to a $4,065 value).

The friendly tooth tenders at Beautiful Smiles of Long Island practice general dentistry, perform surgery, and carry out cosmetic procedures for patients of all ages in a welcoming environment designed to put anxious clients at ease. Before treatments, Dr. Jarred Seid spends time explaining procedures and answering patients’ questions. After a thorough exam, digital x-rays snap glamour shots of mouthpieces, painting thorough portraits while expelling more than 80% less radiation than traditional x-rays and producing more accurate images than the x-ray specs you can order from the back of comic books.

Today's Groupon also includes a dental implant, a porcelain-fused crown, and a stabilizing abutment that will be installed by board-certified periodontist Adam Zatcoff. This process will be spread over three to four appointments. After an initial consultation, Dr. Zatcoff places the implant and then takes impressions at the second appointment. During the next visit, he places the abutment and cements the crown in place so patients can say cheese and consume cheese with confidence.