Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Beautologie Cosmetic Surgery & Laser Center on Commerce Drive (an $825 value).

Inside an ultramodern facility stolen from the future, Beautologie boils beauty down to a science, serving up cosmetic procedures that foster positive attitudes and approving mirror reflections. During the laser hair-removal procedure, a LightSheer Diode laser is focused on offending follicles, bombarding them with carefully calibrated, high-intensity light that disables the hair-producing gland. A cool laser tip keeps skin chilled while the laser does its dirty work, with many clients describing a slight tingling sensation. Unwanted down can be reduced from the front or back of the neck, chin, sideburns, underarms, hands, feet, naval, or lower abdomen, eliminating the need to regularly remove fur with tweezers, razors, or herds of miniature, hair-eating goats. Today's Groupon grants you a trio of hair-slaying treatments; most clients require four to six sessions before seeing optimal results.

Reviews

Beautologie Cosmetic Surgery & Laser Center has been featured in the media many times and was voted to the Bakersfield Californian's Best of list in 2008 and 2009. Four Insider Pagers give it five stars, and it has more than 960 Facebook fans.

• the office staff is wonderful. – Renne R., Insider Pages