Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $24 worth of sugaring, threading, and waxing services at Beauty by Dolly's Hillcrest location.

Sisters Dolly and Kashmira uproot follicular foliage with fingers that have earned recognition from CityVoter and InStyle magazine, meticulously training a staff of digits in sugaring and threading techniques derived from ancient methods. Dolly's cool elixir keeps sensitive skin calm as a home-brewed concoction of sugar, water, and lemon juice clings only to bodily tresses, minimizing pain. Thread-wielding artisans delve into the depths of chin ($7) and neck ($8) jungles, where they poach wayward whiskers at the roots with the swift, precise tug of a sewing vine, sculpting brow topiaries ($12) or thwarting upper-lip thickets ($5). Bombard bikini ($20) and arm ($20 for half of arms) brush with a cyclone of balmy wax that inhales insolent body fuzz and unattended Totos and leaves skin safely intact.