Eighty percent of America's cucumber crops go toward making pickles; the other 50% is distributed among spas for edible eye coverings. Harvest your senses with today's Groupon. For $35, you get $70 worth of spa services at Beauty Park in Santa Monica. Up to four Groupons may be used per person, but only two per visit.

Amid a sleek and calming décor of soothing earth tones and comfy furnishings, hair crops will be cleared and skin terrain will be hydrated through a wide variety of services. Waxing can be applied to almost any region, including the back ($50), legs ($60 for full legs), or underarms ($25). Even snooty intellectuals and hard-to-impress stepmothers will be wowed by the results of laser hair-removal treatments ($40–$360) and furrow-eradicating Botox treatments (starting at $240).

Whether looking for skin-smoothing services or face-tattoo removal, Beauty Park offers a bevy of options for patrons looking to spiff up their skeleton's blankie. A talented staff of certified professionals, led by the talented blemish-suplexing tag-team duo of Nurse Jamie and Dr. Daniel Yamini, ensure clients receive top-notch skincare with cutting-edge equipment. Beauty Park provides the highest-quality spa treatments regardless of trendsetting terminology or the phase of the moon.

Reviews

Yelpers Yelpers like Beauty Park and give it an average of four stars.

• Beauty Park is the ultimate medical spa---it's like a time machine for your face. – cyndy j., Yelp