Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon to Beecher Chiropractic and Wellness Center in Gahanna. Choose between the following options:

For $49, you get a laser pain-therapy package (a $545 total value). This package includes the following:
• One chiropractic examination (a $125 value)
• Three chiropractic adjustments (a $40 value each)
• Three hydro-massages (a $40 value each)
• Three laser therapy treatments (a $40 value each)
• Three intersegmental roller treatments (a $20 value each)
• For $69, you get a spinal-decompression package (a $740 total value). This package includes the following:
  • One chiropractic examination (a $125 value)
  • Three chiropractic adjustments (a $40 value each)
  • Three hydro-massages (a $40 value each)
  • Three disc-force spinal-decompression treatments (a $125 value each)

The licensed chiropractors at Beecher Chiropractic and Wellness Center use tissue-repairing laser therapy and spinal decompression to treat a variety of physical maladies along the spine and nervous system. An initial examination reveals musculoskeletal imbalances as well as missing CDs that slipped between vertebrae. At subsequent visits, patients remain fully clothed while enjoying hydro-massages, which warm up muscles and relax joints all over the body with jets of hot water. Those who opt for laser therapy treatments rest as low levels of laser light blanket strained portions of the back, relieving pain and stimulating damaged tissue to repair itself. Spinal-decompression therapy relieves issues such as herniated discs, degenerative joint disease, and cheek nerves pinched by elderly relatives over the holidays. The process gently restores space between crowded bones according to the exact measurements of a computer, and helps to rehydrate each vertebra with water, oxygen, and nutrients.