Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to Belle Santé Med Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a small area on the lip, the chin, the underarms, or the abdomen line (up to a $600 value).
For $299, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a medium area on the lip and chin, the bikini line, or the front or back of the neck (up to a $900 value).

The skilled staff at Belle Santé decimates dermal growth with the aid of elos technology, a system that harnesses optical energy to create a thermal path for radio frequencies, which then heat up flagrant follicles until they disintegrate. Clients can banish light and dark hair from fuzz-ridden lips and chins or evict patches of freeloading fur from the underarms and abdomen lines. A trio of treatments can target small- to medium-size areas on the bikini line, ensuring brazen bouts of beach lounging sans snow pants. The number of treatments required varies and may exceed the three hair-removal sessions allotted by this Groupon.

A physician remains on-site at Belle Santé to oversee all extensive services, and the serene spa environment lulls meddling mind matter into a state of relaxation matched only by burning chemistry notes at the end of the semester.