Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. Study the human condition while donning clean threads with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning at one of 11 Bensinger’s Fine Cleaners Memphis-area locations.

Bensinger's Fine Cleaners handles dry-cleaning emergencies with a wide range of services. The skilled staff of dirt exorcists unsoils, unsullies, and unblemishes items such as men’s shirts ($2.55) and pants ($6.20), women’s slacks and skirts ($6.20 each), blouses ($6.30), and chainmail pantaloons. Fragile silk, linen garments, comforters, bedspreads, tablecloths, and newspaper hats are handled with fragile silk gloves, and shirts are hand-finished and pressed instead of being recklessly tossed under passing steamrollers.

Offering free home delivery, Bensinger’s ensures customers are donning perfectly prim threads when ramping up for a big meeting or weekly fight club. Additionally, a freshly scented wardrobe benefits the individual, the family, and the sensitive olfactory organs of wire-hangers and bureau drawers.