Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon: for $119, you get six laser-hair-removal treatments for a small area at BioDerm Skin Care and Laser Center, with three locations in Garland, Arlington, and Frisco (up to a $1,134 value). This Groupon is valid for one of these ten small areas.

BioDerm Skin Care and Laser Center's licensed medical personnel works to abolish unwanted hairs during laser-hair-removal sessions that can be tailored to skin color, hair color, and hair density. During each of the six sessions, one of these laser wielders aims to permanently reduce hair, including ingrown hairs, by targeting areas of growth with pulsed light waves, destroying hair follicles at their base while sparing the surrounding tissue. They're careful to administer light waves and in-depth lectures on Newton's particle theory of light in small bursts in order to diminish discomfort during sessions. Each 30-minute treatment reduces the amount of hair present by 60% and preps bodies for more aerodynamic speed during slip 'n slide marathons.