Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours frolicking through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a campfire package for up to four people during AutumnFest at Bi-Water Farm & Greenhouse in Georgetown (up to an $82 value). AutumnFest 2011 runs from September 10 through October 31. The package includes:

• Campfire rental (a $60 value)
• A hot dog dinner with hot dogs, buns, chips, marshmallows, canned soda or bottle water, condiments, and napkins (a $5.50 value per person)
  
  

Bi-Water Farm and Greenhouse scatters family festivities across 20 acres of autumnal farmland during AutumnFest 2011. The friendly staff welcomes up to four campers or one retired barbershop quartet trying to reignite their spark and moseys them to the campfire site, where groups can huddle around a fire pit, gorge on a full-catered hot dog dinner and crash flaming-marshmallow meteors into each other. A slew of attractions including a hayride, 5-acre corn maze, kid-friendly spooky farmhouse, and barnyard zoo with pet bunnies, chicks, and baby ducks swooping down a slide entertains into the evening. Bi-Water Farm & Greenhouse supplies firewood, benches, and a staff member to start the fire and permits campers to bring their own lawn chairs and ghost-story manuscripts.