After years of unsuccessful attempts at inventing a two-wheeled form of propulsion, Wilbur and Orville Bike finally realized the problem was that their prototypes were all screwed to the gymnasium floor. Achieve functional mobility with today's Groupon: for $36, you get full-day deluxe bike rentals for two people at Blazing Saddles’ Hyde Street location (a $72 value). Tandem and electric bike upgrades are available for an additional fee.

Blazing Saddles' velocipede virtuosos enable customers to cruise to any destination, paved or unpaved, aboard deluxe-comfort hybrid or deluxe-comfort mountain bikes. Both deluxe-comfort cruisers feature all Shimano Alivio components for smooth strokes, front and rear disk brakes for safety's sake, and a cozy Comfort V saddle, designed for extended trips with extraterrestrial friends. Blazing Saddles' Hyde Street location serves as a prime point to launch off into the Presidio National Park or to cross the Golden Gate Bridge to Sausalito.

Whether renting brilliant bikes as a means of recreation or as a means of finishing a paper route that began inside of a Nintendo, Blazing Saddles will happily provide you with guidance and bike-friendly maps to keep you safe and on pace. For additional inspiration, check out some of the self-guided tour suggestions before pedaling steadily into the summertime breeze toward the summertime sun.