Like argyle socks, spider veins cover the legs in unsightly patterns. Rid your skin of fashion faux pas with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two spider-vein treatments at Boca Vein Treatment Center in Boca Raton (a $400 value).

Board-certified physician Dr. Steven Schaeffer employs a safe, nonsurgical method to clear away disfiguring cardiovascular cobwebs. Using knowledge gleaned from his clinical residence with a herd of homing missiles, Dr. Schaffer locates varicosities causing problem areas on the skin’s surface. Once all problematic areas have been accounted for, he injects them with a sterile sclerasant that recites its chemical composition in a dull lecture voice until veins fade away from boredom. Patients can resume all normal activities almost immediately after the minimally invasive treatment, which results in a knee-to-calf makeover that helps patients straddle gusty subway grates with renewed confidence. Though sclerotherapy is a proven and highly effective procedure, varicose veins are not curable, and this treatment will not prevent new veins from developing. With this Groupon, both legs can receive two treatments, though achieving desired results may require further therapy depending on the severity of the condition.