Known for their holistic healing powers, Chinese herbs can remedy a host of ailments, from arthritis and burns to bruised kung-pao chicken. Soothe stresses the ancient way with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a Chinese herbology relaxation package at Bodhi Massage and Bodywork Center (a $125 value). The package includes:

• A 70-minute Chinese herbology treatment ($100 value)
A 15-minute reflexology treatment for the feet ($25 value)

The wellness wizards at Bodhi Massage and Bodywork Center nurse muscles back to youthful vigor with soothing massage services. During a 70-minute Chinese herbology treatment that combines a scrub, wrap, massage, and detox, skilled therapists gently knead granulated herbs and nourishing oil into human hides before wrapping bodies in heated linens. As different groups of muscles comfortably cuddle in the warm embrace of a medically certified bed sheet, a soothing scalp and face massage lulls weary souls into a state of deep relaxation. Once cocooned customers emerge with refreshed, butterfly-like skin, body technicians will massage aching muscles with emollient juniper lotion, dissolving leftover herbs into skin. Following up body treatments with a stress-obliterating bang, 15-minute foot reflexology treatments manipulate reflex points to unlock endorphin banks in government-implemented wellness centers throughout the body. When released, the feel-good fluids work to increase circulation and improve important body functions.