Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Body & Soul Thai Massage Wellness in Farmington Hills. Choose between the following options:

• For $32, you get a 60-minute traditional Thai or Body & Soul signature massage (a $65 value)
For $60, you get a 60-minute couples traditional Thai or Body & Soul signature massage (a $130 value).

The licensed massage specialists at Body & Soul Thai Massage channel the ancient techniques of Thai healers and the pressure points of Thai martial artists to stretch and relax the mind and body. A traditional Thai massage steers fully clothed patrons or couples to a comfortable kneading mat, where an experienced massage guru uses hands, elbows, knees, and feet to loosen troublesome knots and exile dark humors to the late-night comedy club from whence they came. The 60-minute session cultivates postural alignment by gently manipulating the body into yoga-like postures. Alternatively, a 60-minute Body & Soul massage infuses the traditional Thai massage with healing massage oils. Long gliding strokes and compression relax patrons and untie tense muscular knots with an ease lost to tattoo artists attempting to untie inked celtic knots. This deal allows for an upgrade to longer and more comprehensive massage services, while the couples massage allows for identical twins that take behaving in tandem very seriously.