Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today’s Groupon to Bohemia Healing Spa, located in the historic Delano district. Choose from the following options:

• For $30, you get an Organic Luxe Bohemian Shellac Manicure (a $60 value).
• For $45, you get an Organic Luxe Bohemian Facial (a $90 value).
• For $50, you get an Organic Luxe Bohemian Body Wrap (a $100 value).

Owned by certified massage therapist, Cassie Hardenbrook, Bohemia Healing Spa relies on organic products and a wide variety of therapeutic services to provide full-body wellness to stressed out soul sacks. Pamper neglected nail beds and compromised cuticles with an Organic Luxe Bohemian Shellac Manicure (a $60 value). Enjoy a calming hand soak and organic sugar hand exfoliation while open-faced knuckle sandwiches are scrubbed and massaged. Finger awnings are snipped and shaped before being coated with a shellac polish, providing a resilient finish that keeps nails looking flawless for up to two weeks.

Fatigued frontispieces rejoice during the Organic Luxe Bohemian Facial (a $90 value), designed to hydrate, smooth, and refresh skin. This 80-minute treatment includes an epidermis analysis, deep cleanse and exfoliation, facial massage, clay mask, moisturizing, and rejuvenating eye treatment, plus a neck, shoulders, and arm massage and a paraffin treatment for world-weary wrist-mitts.

Buff bone boxes with the 90-minute Organic Luxe Bohemian Body Wrap (a $100 value) and let trained technicians exfoliate skin with a dry brush before lathering outer peels with an organic sugar body scrub and clay body mask. During treatment, hands receive a scrub and paraffin treatment while you relax in the cozy confines of a thermal blanket and scalps receive a soothing massage. All Bohemia Healing Spa's services specialize in making your body feel like a newly constructed bliss temple, helping skin look its healthiest and bodies feel like bodies of younger humans.