Acupuncture treatments are used to relieve pain, increase energy, and improve well-being, unlike normal puncture treatments, which are only used when patients are filled with helium. Let your ailments float away with today's Groupon to Bonita Acupuncture & Massage Clinic. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get a 60-minute massage-therapy session (a $75 value).
• For $49, you get a facial-rejuvenation acupuncture treatment (a $120 value).

The licensed acupuncturists and massage-minded staff at Bonita Acupuncture & Massage Clinic bolster whole-body well-being with an array of noninvasive services. For all-over care, 60-minute massage-therapy sessions are available in an assortment of modalities, including Swedish, deep-tissue, and shiatsu techniques. All treatments are tailored to meet the client's particular needs, with skilled hands undoing knots faster than a sailor in a yo-yo competition.

Acupuncture sessions target meridians, the body's superhighways of inner energy, with sterilized single-use needles made from such silver alloys as stainless steel and buffalo nickels. Acupuncture therapists turn frowns upside down with a facial rejuvenation, which pampers the skin with Chinese herbal masks, poultices, and moisturizers. Jade rollers also play a role, enhancing blood circulation, improving overall tone, and tightening pores in order to keep out unwanted frisbees.