Fresh cuts of meat, like rebellious teenagers, often ride inside grocery carts and are subject to Dad's frequent grillings. Cook rebellious roasts with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of meats and groceries at Boone's Butcher Shop in Bardstown.

Boone's Butcher Shop cures, cuts, and packages fresh meat daily, stuffing grocery bags with an array of fresh beef, pork, lamb, game, and sausage. The shop also cooks up its own savory concoctions, including house-made breakfast sausages ($2.39/lb.) and buckets of house-made chicken salad ($19.25) that can be used to water houseplants. With Boone's "Pick Five" deal ($19.99), customers can choose five items from more than 80 store selections. Or patrons can pick up 5-pound packages of hamburger patties ($15.95) or link together links of homemade bratwurst ($3.79/lb.) and italian sausage ($3.79/lb.) to form a delicious waist-belt.