Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Spruce up dishabille gentlemen with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of men’s suits, shirts, ties, accessories, and more at Bossini in the Westfield Valley Fair mall in Santa Clara.

Bossini’s style specialists uniform fashion-conscious professionals with a high-end selection of men’s apparel and accessories donned by high-profile heartthrobs such as Patrick Dempsey. Sharp suits by Versace, Torras, and Thierry Mugler expertly convey masculine elegance, and solid ($49.99) and striped ($59.99) neckties ensure well-coiffed heads don’t tumble away midsentence. Drape taut torsos in dapper dress shirts and casual button-downs, and maintain the barrier between freedom-seeking toes and snug foot-fortresses with high quality socks ($19.99–$39.99). Bossini’s chic collection of designer fedoras, belts, and shoes ($95+ for all) round out efficient ensembles for evenings spent uncovering the real meaning of "gumshoe."