Carpeting covers cold floors, cushions bare feet, and muffles the beating of tell-tale hearts. Update home décor while alleviating auditory hallucinations with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 toward carpet, flooring, and area rugs at Bougainville Flooring Super Store.

Bougainville’s huge warehouse facility houses more than 300,000 square feet of bipedal runway including carpet, vinyl, wood, and tile. Unfurl Stainmaster brand carpet ($.99+/sq. ft.) over high-traffic areas, replace worn-out kitchen floors with Armstrong vinyl flooring ($.79+/sq. ft.), or add a touch of class to rabbit hutches with marble covering ($2.99+/sq. ft. by cartons only). Customers can run their arches along a collection of more than 1,000 carpet remnants or buttress bare feet with a selection of Tommy Bahama and Kathy Ireland area rugs. The friendly staff offers assistance seven days a week, perfect for midweek floor-sprucing emergencies or weekend getaways rolled inside a plush shag.