Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Sharpen your sight with today's Groupon: for $1,900, you get advanced LASIK surgery on both eyes at Brimhall Eye Center (a $4,600 value).

At Brimhall Eye Center, board-certified eye surgeon Dr. Brett Brimhall uses advanced LASIK technology to help patients put the world into sharper perspective. Patients are cleared for the sight-strengthening procedure during an initial consultation that takes into consideration their level of impairment, likelihood for success, and any potential pitfalls to a future career in hypnotism. The LASIK procedure employs a laser device to safely reshape the cornea, significantly sharpening vision and reducing patient dependency on glasses or contact lenses. Fully dedicated to both safety and patient comfort, Dr. Brimhall keeps his facility up to date using an eye tracker that moves faster than ocular orbs, encouraging an open dialogue between patients and staff, and recently replacing all office candelabras with electronic lamps.