Scientists posit that chickens stopped flying when they realized the flapping depleted their wings’ natural sheen of honey-barbecue sauce. Taste evolutionary deliciousness with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of wings, cheesesteaks, and more at Buffalo Philly’s in Woodbridge, VA.

A menu of hot and hearty American eats silences screeching hunger pangs at Buffalo Philly's. Orders of fresh jumbo wings make ideal conduits for spooning sweet and savory sauces—including honey mustard, teriyaki, and lemon pepper—into salivating mouths ($7.25 for 10). The Ultimate cheesesteak tests the tensile limits of its bread vessel with a hearty Angus-beef midsection and copious quantities of sautéed vidalia onions, peppers, and portobello mushrooms ($5.09/6-inch, $8.39/foot-long), and the Italian hoagie sates submarine-based cravings with ham, salami, and pastrami ($4.99/6-inch, $7.99/foot-long). Diners may champion table-wide collectivism by sharing a large order of waffle fries ($3.59) or spurn the outstretched fingers of fellow diners while gorging independently on a small side of onion rings ($2.29).