Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $48, you get a three-month gym membership (a $193 value, includes enrollment fee), valid at the Carillon Wellness Center in the St. Anthony's Outpatient Center in St. Petersburg, the Cheek-Powell Wellness Center on the Morton Plant Hospital campus in Clearwater, or the Palm Harbor Wellness Center in the Palm Lake Shopping Center.

BayCare Wellness Centers cater to exercisers with fully equipped gyms, more than 50 group exercise classes, and three complimentary personal training sessions. During the first session, a trainer will measure flexibility, muscular endurance, fist-pump velocity, and body composition. Two 30-minute follow-up sessions will consist of a personalized workout based on this initial physical assessment. Outfitted with a personal fitness plan, health hunters can lift weights or push the body’s ticker into overdrive on an armada of cardio machines. With more than 50 group exercise classes, muscle-smiths can melt away fat and sculpt sinews in unison during yoga, Pilates, Zumba, or total body toning. The Carillon location offers a virtual cycling theater with a ride-along simulated video that transports stationary cyclists to the open road, allowing riders to take in scenery while dodging holograms of errant student drivers.

Clients can sit down in a Nutrition 101 class with a registered dietitian on the first Tuesday of every other month to discuss nutrition and fence with whole-grain baguettes. Each wellness center touts locker rooms and towel services, ideal for sopping up excess sweat or signaling surrender to distempered treadmills. For a complete list of fitness classes, check the Carillon schedule, the Cheek-Powell schedule, or the Palm Harbor schedule.