Hair has been attached to its beloved skin since the dawn of time, when hominids met at specially appointed bushwillow trees for full-body social grooming. Tend your corporeal pals with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $125 worth of salon and spa services at Casa Verde Spa, an Aveda Concept Salon in the Northeast quadrant.

Casa Verde Spa is a beauty emporium that will smooth and soothe whatever section of your surface area aches for tending, from your freshly sore Olive Oyl tattoo to the love-bite scars from your pet gull. With both salon and spa services offered, there are myriad ways to spend $125 dollars. Tame turbulent tresses with a cut and style, starting at $44.50 for women. Hair color begins at $49.50, and clients can curl up to a fresh perm for $69.50 and up. Full-body waxing is available, although not all at once, as the resulting smoothness would be too beautiful to behold. Tackle eyebrows for $15 and up, or go global and do the entire face starting at $35.

Known for their uncommon and surprisingly not terrifying ability to rejuvenate empty tubes of snake scales, the beauty gurus at Casa Verde handily resuscitate worn-out professionals without resorting to sorcery. Try a 90-minute relaxation from head to toe ($94.50), which includes a hot-oil scalp treatment and luxurious head, neck, and shoulder massage, followed by an exfoliating full-body scrub-down finished with a massage to the remaining appendages. If it’s just world-weary extremities in need of aid, aim for the hand and foot treatment ($35): 30 minutes of exfoliation, deep cleansing, light massage, and moisture to the turkey stencils and leg-hands. Call to schedule your appointment one to two weeks in advance.

Reviews

Though reviews are at times polarized, seven Citysearchers give Casa Verde Spa a four-star average:

• I've been there a few times and every time that I have been there, I've been really happy with the outcome of my visit. I've had haircuts, eyebrow waxings, facials, massages, and everything has always been great. – lissys03
• …I've been a loyal client of casa verde spa for 4 years and i love going there. I have reccomended [sic] it to many of my friend [sic] who have felt the same. Typically I get my hair done there but i did get treated to a facial as a gift and what a treat! – reelain
• Hair color - absolutely great. It looked natural and I am very happy. – abqnm