The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today’s Groupon to Cascade Auto Glass. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get three windshield-chip repairs (an $80 value).
• For $39, you get $100 toward windshield replacement.

Certified by the Auto Glass Replacement Safety Standards Council, Cascade Auto Glass’s technicians deftly stabilize bruised automotive portals with repairs and replacements by free mobile service. During each 15-minute chip repair, the window whisperers seal small dings in the glass caused by hail, debris, or Halley’s Comet impersonators. The careful repairs can prevent small nicks from growing into large cracks and spreading across the windshield. In the event of more extensive damage, glass mechanics swap hazardous windshields out for new OEM-quality auto-optical centers (windshields cost an average of $270, but prices will vary). During the 60-minute service, technicians steady the glass, which adheres to specific manufacture standards, and seal it in place with Sika-brand adhesives. Fresh windshields come backed by a nationwide lifetime warranty that helps drivers peer into the future without the distraction of a dashboard-mounted crystal ball. If using insurance, call Cascade Auto Glass for details.