Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today's Groupon at Celine Aesthetic Medicine & Laser Lipoplasty in Clifton Park. Choose from the following options:

• For $75, you get $150 worth of Botox injections.
• For $99, you get four laser hair removal treatments, valid for the upper lip (a $520 value), chin (a $640 value), or underarms (a $900 value).
• For $99, you get four laser leg spider vein treatments (a $1,400 value).

Dr. William Anyaegbunam of Celine Aesthetic Medicine & Laser Lipoplasty freshens façades with a variety of minimally invasive treatments. Exorcise the face's fine lines and wrinkles with Botox ($16/unit), which employs a specialized injected formula and used Pure Moods cassette to relax tightened muscles. The formula is targeted directly on problematic areas, such as forehead lines and tensed eyebrows, and bolsters only the areas in need. Alternatively, a skilled staff member can target and vaporize unwanted fuzz with Cynosure's Elite aesthetic workstation, which is designed for all skin and hair types. The laser saturates rogue follicles with heat energy, which causes the thread to degenerate at its root, effectively reducing or preventing new hair growth and distinguishing clients from their evil twins.

Or liberate your limbs from visible blue cobwebs with four laser spider vein treatments, which can be administered to affected areas on both legs. Over the course of 10–20 minutes, the Cynosure cosmetic laser focuses its beams to sweep away signs of unsightly cobwebs, helping the gams look fresh for their summer debut swimming, running, or stomping vanilla beans for homemade milkshakes. The spider vein treatment can cause a small degree of discomfort, redness, and swelling, though all side effects should subside within a day.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.