Unlike humans, walls have the luxury of erasing their checkered pasts with nothing more than a fresh coat of paint and a dry-wall lobotomy. Bury chromatic secrets with today's Groupon: for $98, you get one room of wall painting from CertaPro Painters of Indianapolis (up to a $299 value). As part of the largest painting company in North America, CertaPro Painters of Indianapolis has been brightening the corners of homes and businesses in the Circle City since 1992. Its adept army of brush-wielders will smother any 10'x10'x9' room in two snug coats, covering up any stains, blemishes, or paint pimples they encounter. CertaPro deploys its crews to any location within a 45-mile radius of downtown Indianapolis, with any further distance costing an additional $50, plus $2 per mile. Customers must provide their own paint.