The longer hair gets, the more maintenance it tends to demand, from requiring extra dollops of conditioner to ordering its own bowl of lobster bisque at dinner. Curb self-centred hair behaviour with today's Groupon: for $16, you get a haircut including shampoo, blow-dry, and styling at Chatters Salon, valid at two Abbotsford locations (a $36 value).

Continually trained in the latest filament fashions, the skilled tress technicians at Chatters Salon infuse newfound vitality into insipid locks. A pre-shear cup of coffee or tea keeps patrons hydrated in the waiting area as heads excitedly prepare for a look that pays homage to their topiary artist. Along with a precision haircut, a shampoo cleanses strands while an accompanying scalp massage twists stressed-out thought bubbles into pleasing balloon animals. For a coif-pampering finale, a blow-dry whisks away residual moisture from newly toned strands so stylists can sculpt eye-hooking head art.