Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon for a car wash and detail at Chevron Pink Elephant Car Wash. Choose between two options:

• For $25, you get an Mini-Express Detail (a $50 value).
• For $87, you get a Detail Supreme (a $175 value).

Chevron Pink Elephant Car Wash expertly cleanses vehicles of all sizes with biodegradable suds and lovingly thorough hand wipedowns. In the Mini-Express Detail, a high-pressure spray blasts filth and salt from windows, chassis, and undercarriages, eliminating salt, grime, and wheel-well gremlins. To protect combustion-powered chariots from the hazards of the weather, Pink Elephant's protectant and polishing wax form a barrier of stylish shine, before car caregivers carefully hand-dry each emergent auto with caressing strokes and a pot of super-absorbent, leprechaun-soft cloths. Finally, an interior wipedown and floor vacuum clean out cabins left dusty from carpools with messy coworkers and poorly wrapped mummies.

With the Detail Supreme, auto aestheticians treat cars to the same exterior ministrations as the express detail, but with the added bonus of hand-cleaning the wheel wells, tires, and rims. Interiors also get special pampering, with a seat shampoo, door-panel shine, and an extra-thorough vacuum. Ensuring that each car rides off into the sunset as human-friendly as the day their owners laid eyes on them, motor maids end each Detail Supreme by rummaging through ashtrays, air vents, and glove compartments to eradicate dirt, garbage, and hibernating squirrels. Both the Mini-Express and Detail Supreme packages cover 2–4 passenger vehicles. Larger vehicles may upgrade to the Express Detail for an additional charge.