Like Shakira, a fluid bat swing harnesses snappy hip movements, looks amazing, and catches the eye of every passing peanut vendor. Brush up on your swing physics with today’s Groupon: you get a lower reserved ticket and a two-hour patio party for one person that includes buffet and drinks at a Chicago White Sox game. You’ll have your choice of seeing the White Sox play eight different dates. There is no limit on purchases, so customers may obtain multiples of today’s deal and attend each game.

When you click “Buy” you’ll be redirected to Ticketmaster.com to complete your transaction. See below for more info on Ticketmaster fees. Purchase a lower reserved ticket (a $35–$39 value) and two-hour patio party (a $41 value) for one person to your choice of the following Chicago White Sox games:

• $48 for a lower reserved ticket ($39) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Cleveland Indians on Sunday, June 6, at 1:05 p.m. (an $80 value)
• $48 for a lower reserved ticket ($39) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Detroit Tigers on Tuesday, June 8, at 7:10 p.m. (an $80 value)
• $48 for a lower reserved ticket ($39) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Detroit Tigers on Wednesday, June 9, at 7:10 p.m. (an $80 value)
• $45 for a lower reserved ticket ($35) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Texas Rangers on Tuesday, June 1, at 7:10 p.m. (a $76 value)
• $45 for a lower reserved ticket ($35) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Texas Rangers on Wednesday, June 2, at 7:10 p.m. (a $76 value)
• $45 for a lower reserved ticket ($35) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Atlanta Braves on Tuesday, June 22, at 7:10 p.m. (a $76 value)
• $45 for a lower reserved ticket ($35) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Atlanta Braves on Wednesday, June 23, at 7:10 p.m. (a $76 value)
• $45 for a lower reserved ticket ($35) and two-hour patio party ($41) vs. Atlanta Braves on Thursday, June 24, at 1:05 p.m. (a $76 value)

As one of the American League’s eight charter franchises, the Chicago White Sox give fans an opportunity to witness deft ball-handling skills that mesmerize attendees like a ball of yarn in the clutches of a kitten. Visitors will be able to enjoy unobstructed views from lower reserved seating and a two-hour patio party that includes a buffet and drinks. The party begins 90 minutes before game time and lasts for 30 minutes after its start, giving fans plenty of time to munch on or creepily leer at tasty grub such as barbecue ribs, fried and Cajun chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers, and salads. Drinks such as wine, Miller beers, and Pepsi beverages are also included, and fans can enjoy memorable views from the right-center-field warning track. In accordance with intergalactic baseball law, you must be at least 21 to drink, but younger fans are welcome on the patio as well.

After the patio party, swing critics may move to their lower reserved seats or peruse U.S. Cellular Field’s family-friendly confines. Boasting a speed-pitching area, a fundamentals activity deck for kids, and fireworks explosions after every Sox home run, “The Cell” provides loads of entertainment for groups and cavemen recently thawed out from excavated blocks of ice.

Additionally, fans will experience high-flying athleticism and masterful sunflower-seed spitting from manager Ozzie Guillen’s crew of base-trampling bat wielders. This year, the Pale Hose are led by first-baseman Paul Konerko, who has mustered a Major League Baseball–leading 14 home runs after 40 games, and left-handed hurler John Danks, who has fanned 45 batters in his first 55.2 innings while maintaining an impressive 2.26 ERA. Because baseball games are no longer used to settle land disputes and damages from horse collisions, they’ve become the battleground for deciding which U.S. city will be the first to move to the moon. Catch a nation-changing showdown with today’s deal.

Note on Ticketmaster fees: You’ll get the same percentage off the convenience charge, but you’ll still need to pay the full Ticketmaster processing fee and tax. Ain’t no discounts on tax.