Limos are traditionally used by the very wealthy, the very famous, or the very tired tall people who need to lie down. Spread out legs in style with today's Groupon: for $35, you and up to seven guests get a one-hour limo ride from Chicken Limo (a $75 value). This Groupon can be used Sunday through Thursday only.

Chicken Limo passengers tour Indianapolis in the luxury and opulence of a poultry-themed stretch limousine. The bright-yellow Lincoln birdmobile boasts several amenities to keep newlyweds, partygoers, and confused hostages comfortable, while tailgaters can keep their beverages cool in the ice-stocked coolers as they approach the game in egg-laying luxury.

With a subwoofer sound system and iPod compatibility, passengers may select their favorite songs to accompany each cruise. Three television screens entertain passengers as they relax in Chicken Limo's spacious leather seating, and each ride may be customized with banner choices that include "Chicks Gone Wild!" and "Get Clucked Up!" With professional chauffer John Barker at the reins of the clucking conveyance, riders will arrive at their destinations safely, ready to make red-carpet appearances and announce the arrival of an upcoming sunrise.