Like bartenders, dancers train on a warm-up bar until they're confident enough to shake their stuff in public. Stir in grace with today’s Groupon to Chrissy’s Dance Academy in Helotes. The studio offers classes for children ages 2–18 and will waive the $25 yearly membership fee for Groupon customers. Choose from the following options:

• For $16, you get three 60–90 minute drop-in dance classes (a $39.75 value).
• For $25, you get five 60–90 minute drop-in dance classes (a $66.25 value).
For $35, you get seven 60–90 minute drop-in dance classes (a $92.75 value).

Led by owner and championship choreographer Chrissy Smith, the on-point pedagogues at Chrissy’s Dance Academy help funnel youngsters' restless energy into grace, confidence, and full-body fitness. The school introduces students to seven dance disciplines in three joyful studios tailored to specific age groups—for example, Studio 1 caters to teeny dancers with whimsical garden décor and a large bathroom in case of emergencies or embarrassing transmutations into rhinoceroses. Teachers prepare pupils for going on tour with pop stars in hip-hop sessions, demonstrate double-time stomps in clogging classes, and explain how to stealthily irritate coworkers in seated toe tapping. Customers can view the schedule for more information. Classes contain just 8–12 students, allowing for laser-like focus on each two-stepper, who will improve rapidly while sashaying away from lasers. Viewing windows enable proud parents to watch as their children leap like professional frogs, and a variety of eateries and a nearby spa prevent wasted time.