Flowers are our planet's way of reassuring people and animals that no matter how many winters the earth endures, it still has the virility to grow its own hair. Today's Groupon lets you comb the planet's beautiful floral tresses: for $30, you get $60 worth of floral arrangements, flowers, and plants at City Line Florist in Trumbull. Today's deal is valid for in-store only, with delivery ($10.95 fee not included) available to Trumbull, Stratford, Milford, Shelton, Bridgeport, Monroe, Fairfield, Southport, Easton, and Monroe.

For almost 100 years, the Roehrich family has been brightening topless tables and drab desks with a wide variety of floral arrangements. Instead of purchasing a pony that jumps out of a giant birthday cake on cue, wish a loved one a happy birthday with the Birthday Surprise bouquet, which features a burst of colorful flowers in a slice-of-cake mug and a bright "happy birthday" balloon ($55.95). The multichromatic blossoms in the tulips and forsythia bouquet ($70.95 for 10 tulips, $95.95 for 20) can illuminate a desolate dining room, and the purple, pink, and green petals of the Burst of Spring bouquet ($85.95–$105.95) beckon the sunny season. The flower factory's staff, with more than 250 years of combined experience, offer personalized customer service for all petal-picking needs.