If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $55, you get two hours of housecleaning from Class A Cleaning. This deal is good for Madison and the surrounding areas, including Dane county.

A pro scrubber from Class A Cleaning efficiently cleanses domiciles with eco-friendly supplies. Upon arrival, the cleaner puts together a systematic plan that accounts for time spent moving objects, cleansing extrafilthy surfaces, or polishing bronze statues of shirtless Teddy Roosevelts. Then the grime guru sets to work absterging domestic messes with toted-along supplies, wiping windows, scrubbing down tile, and dusting table- and countertops. Tack on an extra hour at 20% off to ensure their abode is squeaky clean for visiting relatives and microbe-susceptible extraterrestrial houseguests.