According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon to Clean Machine Car Wash & Detail Center, located in Glenside. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get an Ultimate wash and interior vacuum (a $20 value)
• For $20, you get a monthly unlimited Works pass good for up to 30 Works washes over the course of a month (a $40 value)

Submit sullied roadsters to the shine-sprucing powers of the Ultimate wash, which works to cleanse car exteriors and vacuum interiors. Fresh water washes keep microscopic dirt empires from showing up on paint jobs and used car reports, and wheels and undercarriages are relieved of mud, street gunk, and contagious strands of cooties via Wheel Brite conditioners and Rustoleum undercarriage sprays. Sealer wax, triple-foam polish, and Armor All clear-coat protectant join forces to leave paint jobs beaming as bright as newborn flashlights, with Armor All tire shine and Armor All body shield cloaking wells and exterior surfaces in a weather-resistant layer. To round out the visit, spic and span sedans are hand-dried with delicately dapper towels.

Those who opt for a month of unlimited washes will enjoy the shimmering perks tucked inside of the Works wash, which boasts all the sparkling wonders of the Ultimate wash, but does not include the Armor All tire shine or body shield applications. Regardless of which wash type is selected, all visits to the shop allow guests to either relax in the waiting room or peruse Clean Machine’s on-site cigar shop, stocked with numerous ways to hinder that new-car scent.

Reviews

Three Yelpers give Clean Machine Car Wash & Detail Center a three-star average and three Insider Pagers give it an average of four stars:

• And now my car glistens. – Carrie E., Yelp, 4/9/08