Massage therapy is the best way to release pent-up tension, which then gets harvested to enrich horror movies and moments just before marriage proposals are rejected. Keep muscles on the edge of their seat with this Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Clear Lake Chiropractic (a $60 value).

Clear Lake Chiropractic’s friendly staff members pride themselves on personalized service and tailor treatments to each client’s specific needs after in-depth, one-on-one consultations. Like extreme hula-hooping, Swedish massage encompasses the entire body, employing long, gliding strokes to kick-start sluggish circulation and rejuvenate muscles marred by subterranean stress and tension. In addition to the tenet of calling dibs, Clear Lake’s core philosophy is to treat the source of one’s problem rather than superficial symptoms, resulting in long-term relief from life’s corporeal maladies.