Watersports are a human invention created out of our desire to experience life as a porpoise without having to shave our hermit beards. Let your hair down with today’s Groupon to Clearwater Jet Ski & Parasail, located on the marina at Clearwater Beach Marriott Suites on Sand Key. Choose between the following options:

• For $12, you get a one-hour tandem-kayak rental for up two people (up to a $25 value).
• For $55, you get a one-hour jet-ski rental for up to three people (up to a $110 value).
  
  

Perched on the crystalline shores of Clearwater Bay, Clearwater Jet Ski & Parasail equips aquanauts for rowdy and relaxing recreation on Florida’s Gulf Coast. Saddle up on a water-trained Yamaha steed solo or with up to two fellow riders, then tame tides like a tenacious rodeo clown. Clearwater Jet Ski & Parasail stocks its shelves with brand-new equipment ideal for one-hour romps through waves or languid kayak sessions along the Gulf’s sandy borders. Vacationers craving adrenaline-fueled fun can challenge burly waves to full-throttle throwdowns, whereas tamer aqua adventurers may gently probe currents with paddles as they ogle unsuspecting pelicans. Free parking is available for renters in the Clearwater Beach Marriott Suites on Sand Key parking lot.