Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to Climb Nashville. Choose between the following options:

• For $22, you get an Intro to Climbing package, including two one-day passes, shoes and harness rental, and a belay lesson (a $44 value). This option is only valid for one person, though a climbing partner is suggested.
• For $60, you get one belay lesson and a one-month membership that includes fitness gear, unlimited climbing, and unlimited fitness classes (a $120 value).

Climb Nashville boasts more than 12,000 square feet of indoor climbing walls stretching up to 40 feet from the ground and manned by a staff of experienced instructors. The Intro to Climbing package teaches novice wall-scalers how to efficiently and safely ascend the faux-rock sheets. Two day passes, good for one day each, allow climbers to roam free among Climb Nashville's numerous grip-populated, muscle-molding walls while decked out in special climbing shoes, safety harnesses, free skull-saving helmets, and optional medieval battle armor. Learn how to properly and safely belay for other mural mounters during a 20-minute belay lesson with the first day pass, helping to prevent injury and keep fellow climbers safe from the grip of hungry condors.

In addition to unlimited climbing access, one-month members can also attend Climb Nashville's yoga and fitness classes for free. After exercising hands during a belay lesson, put them to additional use on the fleet of cardio equipment, at the weekly, body-sculpting System climbing class, or by arm-wrestling stop signs on your way home.