Waterslides were invented to entertain children and transport busy CEOs between bicoastal meetings. Hitch a watery ride and preserve your work clothes with today’s Groupon to CoCo Key Water Resort. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get admission for two ($39.98 value).
• For $39, you get admission for four ($79.96 value).
  
  

CoCo Key is open Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and special holiday hours; click here to see the park’s current operating hours.

CoCo Key Water Resort sends guests splashes through sprawling tangles of waterslides housed in a gargantuan 50,000-square-foot indoor complex that maintains a balmy 84-degree temperature year round. Thrill-seekers taller than 48 inches rush toward alliterative adventures in Gator’s Gush, Barracuda Blast, Shark Slam, and Pelican Plunge, winging down slides that hurl bodies 40-feet as they cling to rafts or their vague understanding of the dynamics of hydroplaning. Smaller swimmers play at Parrot’s Perch, an interactive island with four miniature chutes, a water cannon, and a bucket that dumps hundreds of gallons of water every few minutes. Guests 16 and older escape workaday worries in the Palm Grotto, a giant whirlpool with an outdoor extension reachable by a swim-through passage or wall-hopping trebuchet. Grab a tube and coast through the Coconut Grove Adventure River, a fast-paced shallow channel around Parrot’s Perch. Though not included in today’s Groupon, the Quest video arcade provides ample exercise for post-soak thumbs, and a restaurant fills bellies with crowd-pleasing eats such as pizza and root beer.