Before electricity, people were dependent on the person with the whitest smile to shepherd nightly outhouse trips. Light the way for your fellow man with today’s Groupon to Dr. Wendy Mayer DDS. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get an oral-health package (a $350 total value), which includes:
• Exam and cleaning (a $175 value)

• Full set of x-rays (a $175 value)
  
  

• For $99, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $499 value).
  
  

Dr. Wendy Mayer and the highly trained dental team maintain and freshen smiles with preventive-care visits and in-office teeth-whitening sessions. During the cleaning, a hygienist shows the door to plaque, tartar, and hibernating gummy bears before polishing away lingering stains from mouth bones. A full series of x-rays, which is typically good for three–five years, reveals essential information about oral health. The dentist evaluates the x-rays during a comprehensive exam to diagnose decay and surveys the mouth for signs of oral cancer, dangling modifiers, or gum disease.

Alternatively, the cuspid crew can whiten teeth by up to eight shades in an approximately 45-minute, chairside Zoom! session. Staff apply the Zoom! bleaching gel to tooth fronts and activate it with a specialized light, leaving fangs gleaming and ready to blind the competition during cosmic bowling matches.