Much like a trip to Holland, an afternoon of mini golf is an easy way to find out if you're afraid of windmills. Discover more about yourself via putting with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two adult passes at Congo River Adventure Golf in North Port Richey.

During each round at Congo River's 18-hole mini golf course, putters navigate their orbed charges across an emerald labyrinth of undulating turf and safari-themed obstacles. From its prominent perch on the course's formation of central crags, the faux-wreckage of a zebra-striped plane signals a day of rugged, putter-wielding fun, where the civilized sinking of testy putts coexists with the visceral carnage of live alligator feedings. Though the course itself spares players any threat of an encounter with predacious reptiles, it launches a multisensory assault with misting waterfalls, darkened caverns, and the whispered insults of snarky palm trees.

Amid a plethora of peripheral distractions, golfletes putt through the circuit of treacherously sloped corridors, which features intricate turns, perplexing hole locations, and a panoply of landscape impediments. Traverse the topsy-turvy tapestry with the help and mutual encouragement of a significant other or invite an old grandfather clock for a day of rapidly escalating one-upmanship to determine pendulum prowess.