Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Sharpen your sight with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get a complete laser vision correction at Corneal Associates of New Jersey in Fairfield (a $5,900 value).

The board-certified ophthalmologists at Corneal Associates of New Jersey perform CustomVue Wavefront LASIK surgery designed to enhance vision and reduce dependency on glasses and contacts. After administering drops to numb peepers and mimicking a variety of whale calls to soothe nerves, ocular specialists use an enhanced excimer laser to reshape eyeballs' outer surface. Customized wavefront technology treats patients based on their eyes' individual topography. Clients stay awake for the less than 30-minute procedure, as laser beams spend 6-7 minutes working to restore visual clarity and allow clients to once again read the tiny diaries of their Polly Pocket dolls. After the surgery, an ocular shield must be worn during the first night while eyes heal. In FDA tests, 100% of LASIK patients were able to pass a driving test without wearing corrective lenses, and 98% had 20/20 vision.