Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today's Groupon to Corpus Waxing Center in Winter Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of waxing services.
• For $30, you get a Brazilian wax (a $45 value) and vajazzling (a $15 value; a $60 total value).
  
  

Dea Prieto, owner of Corpus Waxing Center and a licensed cosmetologist, practices the waxing techniques of her native Brazil, using a skin-friendly hard green wax instead of strips. Technicians can arch eyebrows ($15 women, $20 men) and shape sideburns ($8 women, $15 men), smoothing cranial contours for a weekend of making plaster masks. Or tug hairs from underarms ($15 women, $20 men), bikini lines ($20), and upper legs ($30 women, $45 men), eliminating the need to shave for up to three to eight weeks.

Alternatively, the Brazilian wax delivers a front-to-back de-fuzzing, preparing a clean canvas for a vajazzling that bedazzles bikini regions with Swarovski crystals. Using a cosmetic adhesive, Corpus artistically arranges under-underwear bling in personalized patterns such as a first name or a map of one’s hometown.