There's nothing more beautiful than the innocence of a child, unless that child is covered in pie filling. Out-beauty pie-gobbling youth with the help of today's Groupon to Corto's Salon & Seasons Spa in Orchard Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get a 60-minute signature facial (an $80 value)
• For $40, you get $80 worth of waxing services

Partnered with Aveda, Corto's Salon & Seasons Spa contains knowledgeable beauticians who pamper bodies with soothing facials and skin-smoothing waxing services. Spend an hour relaxing amid sumptuous hues and warm lights as the signature facial assiduously works to rejuvenate skin via personalized products and tender hands. Philosophers can emerge from bliss with reduced facial lines and a clear head, perfect for materializing hypotheses regarding the makeup of a platonically ideal bologna sandwich. With the facial, hands and feet can relish a resplendent massage that will leave them feeling as light and free as appendages felt before the advent of gravity. For waxing services, bewhiskered bikini lines ($25) and lanate lips, brows, and chins ($35) are improved via wieldy wax, which works to gather troublesome tufts and send them packing. Furry forearms ($25) and ruffled chests ($45) can even be rendered sleeker than their amphibian counterparts.

Surrounded by lush gardens and encased in a quaint exterior accentuated with rustic seating areas, Corto's salon maintains a warm, inviting atmosphere replete with luxurious wood floors and a stately, foyer fireplace. Peacefully wait while savoring complimentary refreshments or penning a handwritten e-mail before your appointment.