Spider veins, much like spider monkeys, may attract attention when paraded about in a pair of shorts. Keep incognito with today’s Groupon to Cosmedica. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get one spider-vein laser treatment (a $350 value).
• For $249, you get three spider-vein laser treatments (a $1,050 value).<p>

Helmed by Dr. Mark Lupin—who trained at St. John’s Hospital—Cosmedica’s licensed team restores skin to a youthful complexion with non-invasive laser vein removal administered at an accredited facility. Wielding Cutera Excel-V and Gemini lasers, a technician dispenses pulses of light over the body or face to reduce the appearance of spider veins and red spots left from being sniffed by a clown. Cool tip technology coddles skin as the targeted treatment seals off blood highways and prompts them to absorb back into the body. Treatment time varies depending on the size of the body area and results can take minutes or days to appear. During sessions, patients may experience small prickling and snapping sensations. Cosmedica’s experts recommend one to three treatments to clear away unwanted skin cobwebs, unless the spider veins are the result of a witch’s curse.