Today's side deal clips, suds, and softens your keratin topiary into fantastic animal or human head shapes. For $5, you get a haircut, shampoo, and conditioning from the Encino Commons Cost Cutters, a $15.95 value. Nab up to three Groupons to cover your next three haircuts, or get a trio of same-day barberations for every one of your three heads.

The stylists at Cost Cutters are surgically joined to their clippers, helpless but to practice gorgeous cuts on every nearby tree or lunchtime sandwich. From bangs and bobs to curls and layers, the head-shapers will deliver your fantasy haircut to your reality head. They'll get you in and out before you're even aware that you've been shorn and shined. With Cost Cutters' private label shampoos and conditioners, your lustrous locks will double as a traffic signal.