Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don’t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Thank understanding cars with today’s Groupon to Country Club Auto Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $5, you get an Ultimate exterior wash (an $11 value).
• For $40, you get a mini detail package (an $80 value; $10 upcharge applicable for SUVs).
  
  

Country Club Auto Spa revamps vehicles with a deluxe car-wash tunnel and the hands of trained cleanliness engineers. Horseless-carriage whisperers soothe and prepare each easily spooked auto before sending it into Country Club’s wash tunnel, where automated washers remove grit and grime from the exterior and inhibit undercarriage rust. Wax, sealant, and tri-coat conditioners maintain the body’s luster and lock in a newfound sense of self-confidence, and jump-suited technicians deliver compliments and affirmations as they carefully hand dry the sparkling finish.

During the mini detail, cars roll into an interior purification bay, where Country Club’s band of automotive artisans vacuum the passenger cabin and trunk, de-grease and wash floor mats, and restore maximum shine to windows and mirrors. The dash and console receive a vigorous scrub down, as do the seats, which will be wiped down and quietly reminded that operator comfort is the noblest of causes a cushion can serve. Tires, rims, and wheel wells will also be cleaned before tire and accent dressing receive a side of cranberry sauce. To complete the 30-minute auto-spa experience, scent gurus apply air freshener before the gleaming land boat is returned to its captain.