The static electricity produced by rubbing two rocks together is substantial enough to power one small city or videogame expo but not both at the same time. Get a bolt of energy with today's Groupon: for $35, you can choose between a hot-stone massage (a $75+ value) or European facial (a $70+ value) from Dani's Hair Loft, located in Kennedy Township.

Dani's Hair Loft offers a wide range of spa and salon services in a calm, comforting environment, replete with plump leather settees and warm-hued walls emblazoned with inspirational quotes. Jagged back peaks erode to gently rolling plains under the precise pampering of a hot- stone massage, as administered by Dani's highly trained staff. Feel the tension and stress brought on by tough days at the office or zeppelin factory dissolve as careworn muscles are kneaded and plied with handheld geological formations. Or opt for the European facial, a deep-cleansing treatment customized to your skin type and tone to evict impurities and deadweight dermis, revealing a healthier glow and enough loose change to pay your cab fare home.

This month, Dani's Hair Loft is teaming up with Becca's Closet for the Prom Dress Drive, so feel free to bring in gently used formal wear and accessories––unless your prom was held in a grain silo or Stephen King novel. Call ahead for an appointment.

Cancellations require at least a 24 hours' notice, or the Groupon is forfeited.