Like Samson's, a man's physical strength is directly proportional to the length of his hair, which is why The Beatles spent most of the 1960s crushing classical marble busts with their bare hands. Trade some strength for a new look with today's Groupon to Dayton Barber College in Miamisburg. Choose between the following options:

• For $3, you get a kids' haircut for ages 12 and younger (a $7 value).
• For $10, you get a men's shave, facial, and haircut (a $20 value).
  
  

At Dayton Barber College, new head groomers earn their barber-pole stripes by administering shaves, haircuts, and facials in a recently remodeled facility. Apt students treat scruffed visages to a shave and massage—with a moisturizing lotion for smooth strokes and dewy cheeks—upping clients' debonair quotient by a factor of 3. Barbers-to-be also trim locks, setting forth a subdued ’do and a manicured face in about 30 minutes. Young guys not yet eligible for shaving privileges plunk down in the chair to have youthful strands snipped. All students are supervised under the watchful eyes of an instructor or hawk-like gaze of a red-tailed hawk.