Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Bestow due respect upon your chompers with today’s deal: for $50, new patients get a trio of dental services at DC Dental Spa in Dupont Circle. Each oral overhaul includes a comprehensive exam ($87), a series of four bitewing x-rays ($65), and a thorough cleaning ($87), a $239 total value. Dental insurance is not required, but marine insurance is recommended for boat owners.

President and dental director Dr. Rex Hoang, DMD, PC, has more than 17 years of experience polishing pearlies. A chip containing his decades of knowledge has been implanted into all three on-call dentists and 12 staff members at the center, ensuring all patients receive the same quality care. With no shortage of skilled toothologists on-site, DC Dental Spa has quickly become a household name in Greater Washington, inspiring its own line of vampire novels and a bright but short-lived music career.

The teeth taming begins with a comprehensive exam to assess the state of smiles and pecking order of mouthbones. Visible trouble zones are spotted before invisible ailments lurking beneath and between are brought to light with a series of bitewing x-rays. Four penetrating snap shots are taken to construct a clear picture of each tooth from root to tip. Chair time concludes with a meticulous scrub when every cuspid, bicuspid, and tricuspid is cleared of buildup and bad vibrations. The whole process will leave you with the shining grin of an open-mouthed walk through an automated car wash, but with less exposure on the local news.

Reviews

Eight Google Mappers give DC Dental Spa 3.5 stars:

• great staff and great doctors! I felt relaxed as soon as I walked in the door. Top notch service from the time I went in until the time I left. The work was great and they also took the time to educate me on procedures and hygiene. I tell as many people as I can about this place! – Peter
• I loved DC Dental Spa!! They accommodated to my every need. I had my cleanings and my fillings done there and they are so great! They took the time to really clean my teeth and make sure that everything went well. They even called me back a few days later to make sure I was still feeling okay. – jessica