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Like the receipts, crumbs, pennies, and lint that linger in the depths of your purse, dead skin cells and dirt can clog your pores and form a dingy mask over your own beautiful mug. Today's Groupon to DC Derm Docs dumps your face purse upside down, shakes out the crumbs, and vacuums up the face lint. For $185, you'll get a series of three SilkPeel microdermabrasion treatments, a $600 value.

Conveniently located near the Farragut North Red Line station in the heart of downtown, DC Derm Docs is a welcoming environment for faces of all shapes, sizes, colors, and species. Your SilkPeel microdermabrasion treatments beautify your skin on two fronts. While the microdermabrasion wand gently exfoliates away dead skin cells, your skin is infused with a nurturing formula that boosts your skin's ability to hydrate itself and stimulate new cell growth, like the movie Akira but not scary and confusing. More effective than designer face scrubs and gentler than the littlest elf's well-armed friends, your nourishing microdermabrasion treatment can even out your skin tone, fight acne and wrinkles, and leave your face smooth and soft. Doctors Dale Isaacson and Marilyn Berzin will be sure to vacuum up your dead skin cells and mail them individually to your admirers, so that your natural beauty shines through.

Each treatment lasts one hour, or approximately one trip to Fuddruckers, and your doctors can help you choose the best way to space your treatments out. Schedule treatments to coincide with your high-school reunion, award-show appearance, and tamale party, or schedule treatments with the changes of the season.

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Patients of DC Derm Docs spend the days following their sessions gazing at themselves in the reflecting pool at the Washington Monument, so they have little time for reviewing, but doctors Isaacson and Berzin are often the go-to consultants for the media's pressing questions regarding epidermal health and beauty. They have been featured on the FOX News Channel, CBS's The Early Show, WebMD, and in the pages of Where magazine and SELF, among many others.