Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with today’s Groupon to River Lures in Grand Rapids. Choose from the following options:

• For $10, you get a two-hour kayak rental (a $20 value).
• For $20, you get a two-hour two-person tandem-kayak rental (a $40 value).
• For $20, you get a two-hour two-person canoe rental (a $40 value).<p>

River Lures lets bipeds escape the bounds of terra firma and venture out into Ohio’s open waters with kayak and canoe rentals. Customers can coast atop the glistening azure waterways of the Maumee River just steps from River Lures’ storefront or take rentals to favorite lakes, ponds, or neighborhood kiddie pools. Patrons can use their rental vessels to escape the bustle of urban spaces, retreating to verdant landscapes blooming with the sounds of nature while enjoying two full hours of paddling paradise. Though not included with today’s Groupon, River Lures also has new and used kayaks for sale.